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half-your-age-plus-seven
The rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent.
26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.
You lie!
The classiest way to respond to anyone you disagree with.
Obama: There are also those who claim that our reform efforts would insure illegal immigrants. This too is false - the reforms I’m proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.
Joe Wilson: You lie!
dish envy
Sudden, intense longing and regret derived from watching a particularly appetizing dish being delivered to a nearby table, and realizing that one has made an inferior menu selection.
Hank was eagerly anticipating his scallops when the waiter brought the stuffed pork chops to the man at the table next to him. Unable to avert his gaze, Hank began to feel the anguish of dish envy.
Food Douche
A person that thinks they know the best place to get any one specific item of food and that the places you know all suck.
Jason: I love this turkey sandwich
Joey: This sandwich sucks, I know a place with the best turkey sandwich i have ever had
Jason: You are such a Food Douche
prefill
When, in cases of extreme thirst, a person using a soft-drink fountain fills the beverage container, chugs it, and then fills it again before sitting down to eat.
Person 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long to get a soda?
Person 2: I was prefilling my cup; I’ve been thirsty all day.
“ The Poor need opportunity not just charity, a hand-up, not a hand-out, partners not patrons, free markets not free money, trade not just aid. ”
sloth-cloth
An old tee-shirt you wear while hanging around the house.
The word is hard to say many times quickly.
The great man came to the door wearing baggy boxer shorts and a food-stained sloth-cloth.
2 - 1!
“ What we laugh at reveals a culture’s heart. When impurity and mediocrity are considered hilarity we have a problem Houston. ”
“ Perfectionism paralyzes potential and promotes procrastination.
Ecclesiastes 11:4 “If you wait for perfect conditions, you’ll never get anything done. ”
“ I’m unimpressed by guys energetic to lead but allergic to serving. Don’t tell me you love to lead. Love being a servant (Mattew 20:26) ”
go primitive
Instead of keyboarding or texting a long and detailed story someone suggests a phone call as a more direct way to have the conversation.
Dude, I’m good with texting but this is giving me carpel tunnel, let’s “go primitive” I’ll call you tomorrow at 8.
Find Cuisine
To create a fine meal using random items around the kitchen . This includes never before used spices and the culmination of three different pasta noodles and a can of diced tomates thus creating the pasta stew mess.
Stephanie: “What you cooking there?”
Nadine: “Some randomness with pasta. Kind of like a pasta stew. But messier.”
Stephanie: “I love your find cuisine, Nadine.”
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