Perhaps I’ll write my resolution list with 365 things to do. Thank God for the good things of 2009. HAPPY 2010!!!
vacation amnesia
When you come back to school or work from your vacation and you can’t remember what you did before your vacation.
Andy suffered from a bad case of vacation amnesia when he went back to school and couldn’t remember what he had been learning before.
With insomnia. Better I do something productive.
Amazonukkah
When Christmas really lasts 8 days because the presents take longer to deliver from Amazon.com than anticipated by the purchaser. This is often caused by the reckless use of Super Saver Shipping on items which were bought on Christmas Eve. As a result, the presents are received in small amounts each day over an 8 day period, similar to Hanukkah.
Kid 1: Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?
Kid 2: I dunno, we’re celebrating Amazonukkah this year. My parents are real procrastinators. FML
YouTube Loop
When you go to watch a quick 30 second video on YouTube and regain consciousness hours later having jumped from interesting video to interesting video.
Similar to a wikipedian loop or ‘WikiComa’
Clarence: “Dude, you totally missed the funeral yesterday!!”
T-dawg: “Yeah I know; somebody emailed me a funny clip and I got stuck in a YouTube loop…”
Jingle Bowels
Gastrointestinal woes following a night of holiday overindulgence
Someone spiked the eggnog and Justin spent copious porcelain time after waking up with a wicked case of the Jingle Bowels.
“It’s a… self-preservation thing, you see.”
Gift Parasite
A person who adds their name to a gift tag in order to claim partial credit for giving the gift.
I’m totally broke so I had to be a gift parasite and sign on that present you’re giving Grandma.
Cashmas
The primary holiday celebrated in capitalist cultures. Generally observed around the winter solstice, Cashmas is a celebration of materialism in which its celebrants attempt to flatter or impress relatives, friends, and acquaintances with the extent of their purchasing power. (The “power to get”.) Cashmas co-opts signs, symbols, and sympathies from other religious holidays of the winter season to mask its foundation of conspicuous consumption. In the United States, where the holiday is most actively observed, Cashmas traditionally begins on “Black Friday”, that is, the day following Thanksgiving Thursday in November. Holiday observations traditionally end on January 2nd, but may arguably be said to extend through “Super Bowl Sunday” of professional American football. This event can occur as late as the month of February.
Also “$mas”.
Jodi spent 14 hours at the mall in celebration of Cashmas.
Chipmunk gift
A seemingly generous present that will benefit the giver as much as the receiver.
On an old Chipmunks Christmas album, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore give Dave a gift. He’s overwhelmed with their generosity until he discovers it’s an empty bag, which the Chipmunks say is for him to fill with presents and give back to them.
My friend gave me such a Chipmunk gift this year. She bought me a CD by HER favorite group and then asked to copy it because she’s too cheap to buy her own CD AND a present for me.
That back bedroom at my mom’s house is freezing! I hate staying there when we visit. Is it too much of a Chipmunk gift if I buy her a space heater for Christmas?
My husband took me to the Monster Truck Expo for my birthday. Jeez, what a Chipmunk gift. What was he thinking?
From time to time a word just pop in my mind. Today’s is: *flamboyant*
tiger's wife mad
the act of being so angry at someone that you find the item they cherish most and beat them with it.
Chris was so tiger’s wife mad at Joe that he grabbed Joe’s Wii remote and beat him with it.
Canadian Refrigerator
A bank or pile of snow during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage products (namely soda and beer) can be stored. Great for parties.
“Are we out of Molson Canadian?”
“There’s plenty in the Canadian refrigerator.”
urban dictionary
A site where users attempt to mock and explain everyone and thing in life, under the guise of cynical quasi-intellectualism.
It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.
Urban Dictionary shows us we’re all just a type, no matter how hard we try to escape or deny it.
Sacrebleu! Vamos vs. Francia! http://is.gd/5ctzz
