“Wisdom is man’s true strength” —Charles H. Spurgeon”
snowpocalypse
snow + apocalypse = snowpocalypse
When weathermen predict large amounts of snowfall in a short period of time.
Clint: Dude, I heard on the weather channel you had a snowpocalypse last night…
- “En lo militar sigue los mismos pasos de Bush”
- “Si no cambia, van a terminar por arrojarle otro zapato”
La marcha de Obama - Rocha
Vaguebooking
An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what’s going on, or is possibly a cry for help.
Mary is: “wondering if it is all worth it”
Mark is: “thinking that was a bad idea”
Example:
“Have you talked to Mark? He’s vaguebooking again. I wonder if he’s back with Mary…”
Opposite:
Tammy is: “in line at the grocery store”
evasive mumbling
Mumbling the answer to a question in hopes that the questioner won’t hear or understand an answer that may get you in trouble.
When mom asks about that broken plate, you better answer with some evasive mumbling.
Street Creep
1. A new perjorative term for Wall Street executives who raked in huge bonuses while plunging the world into economic chaos.
2. A financial advisor who sells Wall Street products on commission.
Did you see the news? Those Street Creeps are taking a private jet to Aruba using our bailout money.
Grand Theft Impairment
he 4-hour period of time that you cannot drive or function in society due to playing Grand Theft Auto. You may have the intention to steal a car, kill innocent people, and/or drive recklessly.
Girl: Hey you wanna come pick me up so we can go to the movies?
Guy: Aww, I wish but I have grand theft impairment, I can come later though.
iSmear
A long horizontal smear on the bottom of your Iphone caused from answering a call using the slide bar with a greasy finger.
Mike: Yo maing whats that dirty mark on your iPhone?
Trev: ahh thats just an iSmear from my greasy finger.
“ If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too. ”
W. Somerset Maugham (b. January 25, 1874) (via savingpaper)
Simple Tips for a Greener House
Cutting energy consumption not only saves you money, it helps save the environment. Here are 10 simple things you can do around the house to make the earth and your wallet a greener place.
iphone effect
shortly after one person in the group brings out their iphone, the rest follow suit, ultimately ending all conversation and eye contact.
“Hey, what do you want to order for drinks?” “Not sure, let’s see what Imbibe Magazine has for their best beer this month.” First iphone comes out of the pocket—enter safari search. Next iphone comes out—enter Facebook post. Third iphone makes an entrance — the iphone effect has arrived.
“ A wise warrior is in strength: yes, a man of knowledge firms up power. For you shall make war for yourself by wise advice, and safety is in the great Counselor. ”
Proverbs 24:5-6 (LITV)
